... Wait.



That was a date?! Who the-

[~*Magical transportation*~]

FUCK!

((ooc: Yeah, he's in prehistoric timez. >_>; *munches cracker*))

This sucks. Me and Dero got bored and decieded to launch a house elf off our roof. Only we couldn't find ours so we used a gnome instead. We made bets. I said it'd land 10 feet away, Dero said 20. I'm out 20 sickles now. Our gardener got really pissed at us, now I'm afraid to go outside. 

He gone yet? Thank Merlin. Maybe I should thank Rhode or something.... Nah.

WHY THE HELL IS HE HERE?!

Like getting bad marks in all my subjects wasn't enough. Fuck.



((ooc: David's uncle the Millennium Earl showed up @_@ Scary shit. So David will be running around hiding in weird locations. Feel free to spot him.))

You mean we were suppose to remember all that shit we learned? What the fuck. I don't need this.

... There was Quidditch?

Keh!!! What the hell?! Where'd the hell my jacket go? If some loser stole it, I'll paint the common room with their insides. Not funny!! It's really cold in here. My wand was in the pocket! I need that you fucking idiots! You better return it right now!

*more swearing and random throwing of objects*